Cagedbaby, "Disco Biscuit" (2005)
And what is a "disco biscuit," you ask? Is it:
a. the street name for methylenedioxymethamphetamine, or MDMA, a hallucinogenic drug that makes you feel euphoric?
b. what results when enough McVities crumbs get caught in John Travolta's chest hair that they reconstitute back into a biscuit which attacks and ironically now digests his entire body -- as google-images seems to think, and, you know, fair enough?
c. a slinky Cagedbaby dance track whose lyric has no actual drug references, but in all entices with its silky smooth, slightly Morgan Geist-esque, body-popping bassline that somehow makes me want to use lots of "s" adjectives?
d. a delicious cookie shaped like a mirrorball?
It's not (d), but I'm thinking that such a snack would be awesome, actually.
And what is a "disco biscuit," you ask? Is it:
a. the street name for methylenedioxymethamphetamine, or MDMA, a hallucinogenic drug that makes you feel euphoric?
b. what results when enough McVities crumbs get caught in John Travolta's chest hair that they reconstitute back into a biscuit which attacks and ironically now digests his entire body -- as google-images seems to think, and, you know, fair enough?c. a slinky Cagedbaby dance track whose lyric has no actual drug references, but in all entices with its silky smooth, slightly Morgan Geist-esque, body-popping bassline that somehow makes me want to use lots of "s" adjectives?
d. a delicious cookie shaped like a mirrorball?
It's not (d), but I'm thinking that such a snack would be awesome, actually.
posted by Brittle-Lemon at
10:27 AM
3 Comments:
mmm...cookies a la oatmeal raisin on a bed of chest hair. Now that's haute cuisine.
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Anonymous, at 8:58 PM
I feel a shortbread joke coming on, but I'm going to rise above it.
By
Brittle, at 9:47 PM
"rise above it" makes me feel a yeast joke coming on, but it's probably gross and unfunny.
By
Anonymous, at 8:57 PM
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