Jenny Wilson, "Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward (The Knife Remix)" (2005)

Walking through the mall yesterday, barely tolerating the pre-Christmas crowds, I noticed an impressively musclebound guy hanging around, presumably waiting for someone. He was in a wheelchair, a double amputee.

And all I could think was: he's...in the shoes department.

I'm going to hell in a turbo-powered handbasket. Whee!!!