Audio-Frauds vs. Peyton, "Ride Like The Wind (Extended Mix)" (2006)

Oh purlease. Like you didn't love Christopher Cross in all his nautical-lovin', baby-bottom smoothness back in "the day," and like you haven't been praying all these years for a cheestastic house cover of one, just any one, of his big hits -- by, say, Peyton, the son of a preacher man who went on to be the food and drink expert on the short-lived British version of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy ?

*Crickets*